Lucas Joke Thread!

"macanamera" (macanamera) 12/08/2014 at 15:42 • Filed to: None

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Guys, some of these are really funny. Have a laugh.

http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html

Tohru > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 15:49

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I don't have any Lucas jokes. Shocking, I know.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 15:49

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I've got one of me own; GOD said, "hit the lights" and James Hetfield replied, "I can't dude.. Lucas was the electrical engineer on this show"

Rock Bottom > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 15:50

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It's not that the Brits like warm beer, it's just that all their refrigerators are built by Lucas.

EDIT: Saw that this actually was on the list. Old auto-parts store humor from back in the day. was a great way to cheer up any old guy that worked on "imports"!

macanamera > Tohru 12/08/2014 at 15:50

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Shocking, just like their products.

Racescort666 > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 15:53

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They Haynes manual translations were pretty funny too: http://www.mez.co.uk/haynes.html

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 15:53

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It would only be shocking if electricity were flowing through it...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 12/08/2014 at 16:04

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Lucas products are more scorching/burning than shocking.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 12/08/2014 at 16:09

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Oh but it IS.. only backwards.

BJ > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 16:29

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Love it. From the Haynes manual page:

AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a fossil-fuel burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a pneumatic impact spanner that grips rusty bolts last tightened 30 years ago by someone in Dagenham, and rounds them off.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > macanamera 12/08/2014 at 17:03

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This is just like cancer. Hilarious, until you've got to deal with it :/

I didn't laugh.